NEW WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the last post I will ever write on this website. :( But don't fret, I will be writing on my new website more often, (hopefully). The web address is patrickboese.com   
The links are below this. Goodbye Patrick's Investigations, hello The Patcave!
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A NEW WEBSITE! I really made sure you wanted this info! But yeah, it will be ready on January 1st 2012. So, after a little over 3 years of writing on this website, I'm finally getting a new one. :( Sorry, I'm getting emotional. For the next 4 days I'll be rerunning some of my better posts you've probably not seen unless you're a long time fan. Bye!

12th Day Of Creepermas: Twelve Days Of Creepermas!

On the first day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
an exploded house!

On the second day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the third day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseeee!


On the fourth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the fifth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
5 WTFssssssssssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the sixth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
6 XP lost
5 WTFssssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the seventh day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the eighth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
8 enderman endering

7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the ninth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...

9 music discs
8 enderman endering

7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the tenth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...

10 blocks destroyed
9 music discs
8 enderman endering

7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!



On the eleventh day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...

11 fresh new aspirins
10 blocks destroyed
9 music discs
8 enderman endering

7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!



On the twelfth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...

12 respawings
11 fresh new aspirins
10 blocks destroyed
9 music discs
8 enderman endering
7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded houssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee!




HAPPY HOLIDAYS-
Patrick

11th Day Of Creepermas: Creepers Creep

Yo, I'm a Creeper
And U love to creep
And my brothers a sheeper
So I get sheep!


I'll explode on your stuff
Prepare to lose
You think I bluff?
And you will then ooze


Your house will be gone
You'll be dead as a fawn
I'll be mowing your lawn
MY NAME IS DON!


'CAUSE CREEPERS CREEP
AND I HATE MEEP
AND MY CAR GOES BEEP BEEP!
CREEPERS CREEP!


NOW WHERE'S THAT PLAYER?

10th Day Of Creepermas: Creeperian Idol

Puma Creeper
Oh woah!
Oh woah!
Oh woah!
When I look in front, I see a
Playyyyyaaa!
Oh woah!
Oh woah!
I chase him, down the streeet!
He can't escape,
So he gets draaaaape
Oh death!

Cowboy Creeper
Life is like Minecraft,
And I wanna play it
All night long
No, no, no mom, I wanna just 1 hour more!
Oh yeah!
If your leaning my way, then you'll be lenient
And lent me play some more
OH CRAP A CREEPER!
NO NO NO NO NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
I MAY HAVE WOKE THE CAT, BUT NO!!!!

Gothic Creeper
Gosh life stinks
Walking around
Never having fun
This song doesn't rhyme
But a never have time
To write good lyrics
I won an award
That said "YOU SUCK"
In big gold letters
It is my prized possession
I fell into a recession
Created by a player
Then he pored lava
On my goth Creeper face

Sac re blur
I will rap so fast
It will make your eyes blur
All that stuff is in the past


I will win
Know why?
'Cause losings a French sin
In my noob tactic book, there's nothin' but lies


I'll explode after you've gone mining
Gotta a lot a goods?
Good, my pants'll get gem lining!
I'll make beast coal hoods!


I'm gonna get the cool million
Prepare to be blown away
'Cause next I get the cool billion
I'M GONNA WIN ALL DAY!

Simpa Creeper
Life is better
When it is simple
I don't have to stress
It's not a mess
I simply confess
I prefer words less
But that's just a guess
BOOM that was your mind
Get back to the grind
I love to find
A CHEST! With no items.




WHO WON? YOU DECIDE! CRREEEEPPERIAN IDOOOOLLLLLL!

9th Day Of Creepermas: Lil' Creeper and his Dad

There once was a Creeper and his dad was mean,
So Lil' Creeper hatched a plan.
When Papa Creeper said "Eat your rotten flesh!",
Lil' Creeper shouted no a ran.


So Lil' Creeper tricked his dad, 
And locked him in the cellar.
His mom never found out where Papa Creeper went,
'Cause Lil' Creeper didn't tell her.


So Papa Creeper spent his days ,
Eating spiders and gruel.
And for every bite for 50 years, 
He was sorry he'd been cruel.