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Hey, hey, whadaya say? I'm tired! Here's the review of Harry Potter 5. The person I hate the most in the Harry Potter: Dolores Umbridge. I hate her. She is just horrible. When she was taken bu Centaurs I'm like, yes! I also hate that Fudge person. Back on topic, Umbridge is crud. Forcing kids to hurt themselves by using their blood to write lies. She made a first year cry! Eat a rag, you Twinkieface! If I was Harry, I would have used Crucio on her! Sorry for the Harry Potter related aggression. The point? This movie is AWESOME. 4 out of 5 Dark Magicians.
Hey! I'm reviewing H.P. and the Goblet of Fire! It was good. 4 Dark Magicians out of 5. Cedric Diggory's death was a bummer, (killed by Peter Peter Pettigrew by the command of Voldemort) He did nothing to deserve it, well, except maybe trying to kill a bewitched Viktor, who lived. Why did they have a tournament where students could actually die for no reason, other than for sport? What the heck Umbridge! Sorry, I'm watching the part where Umbridge becomes Headmaster and RUINS HOGWARTS! She'll meet a BAD end if she keeps this up. Well, you guys are probably gonna here more about this tomorrow!
Bonjour! I'm reviewing H.P. and the Chamber of Secrets. Ah, Harry Potter. I'm watching, (well, rather listening because I'm working on this) the 5th one right now, (I might review it tomorrow!) ANYway, I liked it. I give it 3 1/2 Dark Magicians out of 5. The whole Basalisk fight scene was cool. And when Harry saw Tom Riddle, and when he met his ghost or something. Yeah that was cool. Later!
Chello! This is a movie review for H.P. and the Sorcerer's Stone! I give it 3 3/4 Dark Magicians out 5. I liked it. That Qurrell dude sure was creepy. Ya know, until he died because of Harry. Harry Potter: murderer at age 11. To bad. He might have died because of that jinx Tom Riddle put on Hogwarts when he was declined for Defence Against The Dark Arts. Anyway, the movie was OK, but, did you now that the snake Harry freed could possibly be Nagini? Anyway, laters!
Pat in da house! I'm reviewing Star Wars 3! It is the last live action Star Wars movie they've made, and it was made in 2005. This is the movie where Anakin finally snaps and turns to the Dark Side of the Force. Click on the link! What? Click on the link! Get outta my head, get outta my head! TV reference! OK, now that that very awkward moment is over, lets get back to Star Wars 3. I saw how they do the Lost Limb Special Feature, on Disc 2. I didn't really like the Anakin actor. Hayden wasn't it? The battle between Palpatine, Mace Windu, Kit Fisto, Saesee Tiin, and Agen Kolar was my favorite part. Well, in the end, I give it 3 3/4 Dark Magicians out of 5.
Yo. I've just reviewed the first, now it's time for the worst, (just kidding) Yeah, I actually think the worst one is the 5th one. I give this 3 Dark Magicians out of 5. Annyyyway, I didn't like this movie because it was based on romance between Anakin and Padme. I know, I liked Just Go With It. But, this is intergalatic love people! The only part I liked was the final battle on that planet I don't know how to spell. Yeah. But I do see why Anakin loved Padme! :)
Hey guys! This is a movie review of Star Wars 1. I think the actor who played young Anakin was good. I saw nearly the entire 6 hour Disc 2 with all the bonus features on a road trip to Canada, (you remember that story, right?) So, I saw how it was made, and stuff; their Tunisian set was destroyed by a storm. Back on topic, the stunt coordinator did all the prequels and was amazing. Yep, the fighting and stunts were awesome. Their were over 1,000 different costume designs that made it in the movie! And some had to be mass made! Well, I think I've said enough to try to get you to watch the movie. Oh yeah, I give it 4 3/4 Dark Magicians out of 5.
