Patz Dayz August 31, 2011 I Wanna Make A Movie

I wanna make a movie. Out of my secret project. If you didn't know the secret project is an action packed movie, (I'll be willing to sell out! I will! I really will! I'll sell out! Just to clarify I will! I'll sell out! I really will! Let it be known I will sell out! Message sunken in yet?) I'm gonna make some progress after I finish writing this. If you're wondering, my day contained of nothing writable. Wait! I went to a baseball game. I left early because the game was getting boring and I was tired. When I left we were winning 4 to 1 against the Jr. Red Sox. A famous Red Sox player was there, number 40 something. Our team is the Red Wings, and we stink! I want to make a movie! I'll sell out! Although, it's not because I want to make money, it's because I want to see my idea on the big screen. Especially the last one. That will be the best and most action packed one. On that note, here's a quote by Dr. Seuss on stuff ending. Like Harry Potter. A vacation. A SUMMER vacation.

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

— Dr. Seuss

A Cross Between FreddieW and Nigahiga?

Hey! I was just browsing my Goggle Reader, reading some Laughing Squid, and BOOM, I come across this video: Jedi Kittens by FinalCutKing. Amazing. Naturally, I check out his YouTube account and some of his other videos. Some are more FreddieW-ish, some are Nigahiga-ish, some are a comedic account I have yet to discover, and some are hybrids. I check his Subscriber Count, and he only has 76,019 (as of 5:21 PM August 29, 2011)! He deserves more! So, if you read this, and have a or want to make a YouTube account, Subscribe to him! All you have to do, is go to one of his videos, and hit Subscribe! Do it! Also, if you like Yu-Gi-Oh!, Subscribe to me! If you don't, SUBSCRIBE ANYWAY!

I Wonder What Happened To This Place

During Hurricane Irene, Hieronymus Seafood Restaurant & Oyster Bar in Wilmington, NC showed no sign of closing. It looks so funny, you'd think the letters were swapped. I wonder what happened to this place. I think it looks cool, if you like seafood. I don't eat seafood. But that doesn't mean you guys shouldn't try it if you're in the area!

A Taste Of Garoldy Yiho (A Character In My Secret Project

Hey! Here's a taste of Garoldy Yiho, the person who was crushed by a dough ball. Then it exploded, scarring him. Our reporter, Pat Patlington, just gave an interview to Garoldy Yiho. Also, if, in parentheses, you see the word secret, it means, I don't want to give it away just yet.
Pat: How did you react to getting hit with a dough ball and getting crushed and scarred?
Garoldy: It didn't stop my career as a (secret).
Pat: But how did you react?
Garoldy: I was asleep pretty much the entire time!
Pat: How?
Garoldy: Dirker's Sleeping Juice.
Pat: What is your relationship with Rax?
Garoldy: RELATIONSHIP?
Pat: muttering: I think he hit his head in that crash too. back to normal: No your friendship.
Garoldy: He just saved my live multiple times. Yeah, he's an OK kid.
Pat: Have you recommended him to the (secret) recruitment people?
Garoldy: Yep. And he was on of the rare few that passed.
Pat: Good to know. Now, can you still fight- (interrupted by several bounty hunters breaking in) AH!
(Garoldy whips out his (secret) and defeats the bounty hunters. Pat is only injured slightly)
Garoldy: This always happens.
Pat: Ow... My arm hurts.
Garoldy: Take a leaf from my tree... and cut off your arm!
Pat: I'll be okay.
Garoldy: If you say so.
Pat: The interview is over! I'm not taking the risk of being attacked by bounty hunters! AGAIN.
At that point, Pat quit and we found a new interviewer. He now works at a chain restaurant.

School Stinks- Patz Dayz August 28, 2011

Hey guys! I'm starting yet another new thang on my website called Patz Dayz! It's basically what happened during my day. WARNING: Once school starts, there's a 99.9% chance you will think these are boring if I do them on a school day. Anyway, time for the update!


Mood: OK
Today was mostly boring. I spent the day mostly living in leisure. I should've spent time working on my project. Potato's take time to cook. I made doughnuts. They smelled like nuts, even though we used none, but I didn't eat any anyway. Recipe here! Only 9 more days before I'm enslaved, along with thousands of other kids!

Popular Singers REALLY Depend On Auto Tune

Even the cruddy ones. WARNING: Rebecca sounds even worse without auto tune. No offense against Rebecca. I even added the regular one for you guys to see the difference! So funny at 2:12!

Top 3 Pictures That Came Up When I Searched "Ice Cream"

Last post of the night. But it is still "cool".