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Aye, aye, aye, aye! This be a hardy review of Da Spongebob Sqarepants Movie. I loved it! 4 3/4 Dark Magicians out of 5. I liked it when out of nowhere, Patrick and Spongebob just start slapping their knees on the monster. LOL. I liked their patty car. Although, it had a fitting end. Being eaten by a monster than that monster being eaten by another monster. I hope their car insurance covers that :{)! It's weird how they eat so much ice cream cause they're depressed, and wind up unconscious on the floor the next day. Princess Mindy is kinda pretty, so no wonder Pat has feelings for her. The music video at the end was the best part, if you ask me.
Cool. The chillan' review starts now!!!!!! I liked this movie. I give it 4 Dark Magicians out of 5. Jerry and Jennette, better known as Sam and Spencer, did a good job with this movie. I would say that they're most known for their roles as Sam and Spencer in iCarly. This movie's about a man who plays video games and lives with his parents and spends all his money on video games. His parents are going to a retirement home and need to sell the house for more money than Quincy, (Jerry Trainor) has. Then, he talks to his friend Wendell, (Amir Talai) about a tournament of Black Hole, and the grand prize is $500 more than what he needs to buy the house. But he can't defeat this one player who calls herself Prodigy who turns out to be Christina Saunders, (Jennette McCurdy). The tournament is on the day of Chris's prom. In the end, Q. and Chris's mom and Chris and a guy named Ash go out to prom.
Hey. (I'm gonna look up interesting intros soon). For the last three reviews, I'm going to pick Nick movies. Ah, Fred. The annoying screecher. He gets his own movie. I know annoying people, and they don't get their own movies. I know people who deserve their own movies, but they don't get them. Mainly because of money. I didn't like it. At first I liked it, but then, I thought about it, and I realized it wasn't that good of a movie. I give it 2 out of 5 Dark Magicians.
Hey, hey, hey! Time for the review! Yeah, I'm probably not going to review the 2nd Toy Story. Now: This is a very, very, tear breaking movie, but I didn't cry. It was good. I give it 4 Dark Magicians out of 5. The escape from Sunnyside. Epic. I liked when they were playing a toy version of rulet with Monopoly money. Funny. That's about all the positive things I can say, but I can't say anything bad about it either. I just didn't see anything else that popped out. It was good.
Hey, it's Pat. I'm typing this post at the moment, and I'm not tired. I made pretzels today. That cinnamon and sugar is bad. Time for the review! It was okay. I didn't love it, I didn't hate it. Ever wonder if toys talk when you leave? This movie is themed about it. A cowboy and a astronaut compete for a boy's affection, and scar a boy who kills toys. The boy was freakin' scared of a doll. Scarred for LIFE. What are Woody's accomplishments for the day? "Oh Buzz, I scarred Sid for life so he will end up in a straight jacket when he grows up," he would say. The point, (I usually get off topic on these reviews) I give it 3 1/2 Dark Magicians out of 5.
Yo. I'm reviewing yet another Harry Potter movie. The Prisoner of Azkaban. I'm very tired. But I'll keep to my promise. Two reviews each day for a week. And here's this one: Ah, this movie. Sirius Black was a good man. Until Bellatrix killed him in the 5th movie. Bt then she was killed by Molly in the 8th movie for killing Fred, and almost killing Ginny. I can't believe that James Potter hexed Snape in his youth, and Snape takes his anger out on Harry. Whoops, that was from the 5th movie. There was like nothing about that in the 3rd movie. Black was framed! I give it 3 1/2 Dark Magicians out if 5. Well, I'm turning in.
Hey, hey, whadaya say? I'm tired! Here's the review of Harry Potter 5. The person I hate the most in the Harry Potter: Dolores Umbridge. I hate her. She is just horrible. When she was taken bu Centaurs I'm like, yes! I also hate that Fudge person. Back on topic, Umbridge is crud. Forcing kids to hurt themselves by using their blood to write lies. She made a first year cry! Eat a rag, you Twinkieface! If I was Harry, I would have used Crucio on her! Sorry for the Harry Potter related aggression. The point? This movie is AWESOME. 4 out of 5 Dark Magicians.
