Hey. Remember my last riddles? If you thought those were tough you'll hate these. Each correct answer is worth a point. 1 What animal keeps the best time? 2 Two guys were talking as they had dinner. One complains to other about his mother-in-law. What advice does the other guy give to him? 3 A liontamer rides to San Fransisco on Tuesday. He stays there for 5 days then leaves on Tuesday. How did he do it? 4 What is it that no man wants to have yet no man wants to lose? 5 As one baker to another- how do you make a dishonest shortcake? 6 What is the chilliest 12 inches in the world? 7 What do you find in a kitchen cabinet that is not alive? 8 When is a new car considered to be seaty? 9 Why is a bear like a fallen tree? 10 How do you divide 17 apples among 16 people?
1. A kangaroo
ReplyDelete2. Pretend you don't hear her
3. The lion is named tuesday
4. Confusion
5. You leave out the flour
6. The cold tile floor in the bathroom
7. Soup
8. When it has three rows of seats
9. It likes to lay on the forest floor
10. Carefully
These are pretty hard.