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A Sample Of My Secret Project

I'm so jealous of you, because you get to see a piece of my AWESOME secret project for the first time.



Patrick: Nothers.
Chase: Why are you worried? They're on our side.
Patrick: We're in a Sother car.
(Nothers start shooting them with advanced weaponry)
Chase: Should we kill them?
Patrick: Are you crazy?
Chase: Yes.

It's Sad What Yugioh Players Will Do To Win

I'm afraid to say, that the video above, most likely happened several times around the world. Most people who played Six Sams "dropped their deck at the first sight of one of their key cards getting hit on the banlist". Reference to Star Wars 4. It's sad to see so many duelists thinking this. Now, I never liked Six Samurais, but I feel the need to say you shouldn't ditch the archetype just because the main card got hit. And probably the best search card, also. It happened to Blackwings. I play them. And I intend to win tomorrows tournament. To see a similar article, click here.

Pat'z Riddlez 1: Random Riddlez!

Hey! Here's the first instalment of Pat'z Riddlez 1. I got the riddles from Tricky Riddles. When you get a riddle correct, you get a point and it goes in my big jar of riddles. At the end of a certain period of time, whoever has the most points is granted the title of "Best Riddle Solver Who Reads Patrick's Investigations". All riddle answer guesses must be in the comments. Here's the riddles.
1: What starts with P and ends with E and has more than 1,000 letters?

2: Why did the boy throw the watch out the window?

3: Jon was born in Albuquerque on a date not divisible by 2,3, or 5 and on a month with neither an I nor an E. When does he turn one year older?

4: What are they? They are dark and on the run, and without the sun, there would be none.

5: What's the difference between a lazy student and a fisherman?

6: Jamie had trouble choosing a skirt. She had 27 skirts in her closet. She put on a skirt, and there was still 27 skirts in her closet. How is this possible?

7: I am always in water but I never get wet. What am I?

8: A taxi driver crossed a red light. A police officer was there but didn't confront the driver. Why?

9: What color would you paint the sun and the wind?

10: What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?


Good luck guys! Leave a comment with your guesses!

Dementor's Kisses

Mmmm, mmmm, good! With every kiss you eat, the more of your sole you lose! D-E-M-E-N-T-O-R 's KISSES!

Patz Dayz September 10, 2011 My Freakin' Toe Is Bleeding!

Hey guys! It's me! Patrick! And my freakin' toe was bleeding recently. I'm part of Cub Scouts, and my mom appointed me, with no personal choice, to plant plants for some dumb thing at the high school. It was tedious work. My toe was bleeding after I was done. Mesa will never do that again. That was something that was not worth the badge. Jar Jar Binks reference! Other than that, I went to the mall because that was were the nearest Apple Store was. I wanted the elephant! I also got the 6th Harry Potter book. Yes, I read 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. On the way home, we stopped at a Boarders, (they're almost completely out of business) and everything was 80 or 90% off, but it looked like the store had been ransacked. I would've played tennis, but I forget to bring my sneakers. Oh well.

Patz Dayz September 3, 2011 The State Fair

I didn't have time to do this yesterday so here it is, today!
Okay, I just got back from the NY State Fair, and here's the highlights:
1: My mom spent 100 bucks on arcade games, mainly for me, but she did play too, we stink at skee ball. Note to self, buy a black angry birds plush to make myself fell better.
2: I got a stuffed Bob Marley banana! And a smaller banana!
3: I got the BEST FREAKIN' SLUSHIE ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH!
4:Okra sounds like Oprah. I'm watching an Iron Chef America right know.
5: Fresh Squeezed Lemonade is more expensive, but better than regular!
6: My mom <3s Clydes. Picture above.
7: Those "AMAZING 4 FOOT RAT" and other weird attractions are rip offs, they are fake!
The state fair was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And for what happened today and last night.


I convinced my mom to stop at my dad's house to pickup something I ordered. She was skeptical about it, but it was worth it. Better pulls above, (they were Yu-Gi-Oh tins)
Today, I did a whole lot of nothing. I consider the day seized.

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