My B-Day's In 3 Days!

Yo! Patster in da house! My birthday is in 3 DAYS! And I'm having a wild party! If any of my friends are interested, just ask. But I warn you, there will be my family there. I'm just saying who else will be there. The cake will be awesome, but I can't really say too much. But, what I can is to do this brain teaser. How many Fs are in the following statement:

If card games were played on motorcycles, of all the 1,000 of them, how many of them would get into accidents? Would the engines catch on fire? Would any of them die? I bet most of them would be just fine. And some would have to pay a fine for "speeding".

Comment your guess!