Welcome. This be a story the Greek's told. Once upon a time, there was a great kitchen table. On that table, there was a banana named Hanna Banana. She was always trying to avoid getting killed by The Sacred Crusher. Her "friends" all hated her. Once, she sung to The Sacred Crusher, and put him in a coma for 18 months. On a rainy Monday, a monkey came in and chucked her out the open window. Much to her dismay, she was waxing her bruises when this happened, so she did not have her peel. Within a few minutes, Hanna was a yucky pile of wet banana. Hanna said, "Oh, this is probably karma because I put The Sacred Crusher in a coma for 18 months. And also I got into a series of fights with the Not Yet Toast brothers.". Luckily for Hanna, she was dreaming. But, The Sacred Crusher killed her and put her on one of the Not Yet Toast brothers and the other on top of her. Then, Poseidon ate her. And the lesson is, don't fight with people, or a God will crush you and put you with 2 pieces of bread and eat you.