Don't Buy It!

Hey, it's Patrick here! I'm here to say to not by this "secret journal" for girls. I noticed the product because they won't stop playing the ad. They say it's "totally safe so you can keep your secrets safe", but that is mostly a LIE! Anybody could just grab it, throw it on the ground to break it, and get the owners secrets and whatever was in the secret compartment, (you can also use a screwdriver). If you want it, I say that piece of junk is a waste of money. But I just said the negatives, although I don't see any positives. =/

Several Stupendious Steve Pics!

You won't believe what you can do with 2 pics! I made these for the Dad Picture Contest! =)

Safe At Home

Joe Mama comes in to that famous circle of four, ready to hit. Dud Derkman spits in Joe's direction. Joe says "I'm ready" to himself, since he had been training for the Majors ever since he was young. But now, he was up. "Strike 1, strike 2, strike 3, get out!" the Empire said. Joe was shattered. All his dreams were shattered. Or, so you think.

Part of story "Joe Mama's Rise To Stardom" coming soon to this website near you.

P.S. Tell everybody you know about this site! =)

3 Different Oranges

Here are some of Pat's , (click here) Oranges. On the bottom, you see Sarcastic Pear, who's sarcasm gets him places. On top of that, you have Orange Eater, who eats whatever he sees. On top, we have Magical Orange Cirket. Best friends combine! This guy is a combo of Oranges (Patrick), Cirkets (Cole), and Spellcasters(Timmy). Patrick used him against the King Of Atlantis in book 8, (the King was actually a crazy explorer). And with his kick butt powers, destroyed the King's best card. Ability here:

1 Orange type + 1 "Cirkut" monster + 1 Spellcaster type

This cards original ATK and DEF points are equal to the combined ATK and DEF of the monsters used in the fusion summon that was used to summon this card. This card has all the effects of the monsters used to fusion summon this card. If this card is in your graveyard, you can remove it from play to negate one of your opponents attacks, destroy the attacking monster, and inflict damage to your opponent equal to that monsters ATK.

It's The End Of Shiloh As We Know It

Here's the lyrics for the song above. P.S. this song is a parody of and inspired by "End Of The World As We Know It" by REM. F.Y.I. I'm talking about "Shiloh" the book series.

That's great it starts with an warning shot. Birds and snakes and Marty and Shiloh, they all start to trot. And Marty is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane makes Marty scream in vain! Listen to Shiloh scream! Then Judd grabs the laser! Roy does not know! Judd is getting annoyed, grabs the ammo, and goes into his... truck! Puts his foot on the gas, and starts eating a bass! Oh my gosh, it's a cop, and Judd is SPEEDING!! Car by car, cops yelling, screaming, going,(and I think a rookie was peeing!). Look at that speeding car, fine then, uh-oh, Shiloh, better organize a funeral, which I can do. Save yourself, and leave that DOG BEHIND! Listen to your dog whine and mope, it is not sad, right, right. Judd jumps out of his truck to laser Shiloh! Feeling pretty psyched. It's the end of Shiloh as we know it. It's the end of Shiloh as we know it. It's the end of Shiloh as we know it. And I feel fine. Six o'clock, Shiloh's final hour! Whoops, Marty dropped a match! Listen to Shiloh's pen burn and hear Marty's stomach churn. Locking on, preparing, reloading, and eating bass. The cops have came, but alas, they're too late! Call the coast guard, call the navy, call the marines, (but we don't need firefighters!). Watch yourself, and the fire won't give you pain. A dog, a dog, a dog soon to be gone! Offer Marty solutions, offer him an escape route. And Marty declines. It's the end of Shiloh as we know it. It's the end of Shiloh as we know it. (It's time Shiloh met the end; 1 book is enough)It's the end of Shiloh as we know it. And I feel fine. The other night I dreamt of a world without Shiloh. Southerners sit in a line, Roy, Doc Murphy, David Howard and and Lowis. Judd prepares the laser and aims at target. BOOM! Shiloh's pushing up daisies. Right? Right! It's the end of Shiloh as we know it. It's the end of Shiloh as we know it.(It's time Shiloh is gone; 1 book is enough)It's the end of Shiloh as we know it. And I feel fine.

Top 5 Annoying Orange Vids!

Happy St. ME Day! To celebrate, I'll list my top 5 orange vids!

#5: Luck 'o' The Irish is an awesome video and is fitting for today! Click here to see it.

#4: Cheesy episode is one of the best ever. I like how Cheese hates Orange's puns, but when he gets graded, he still has to listen to Orange! Click here to see it.

#3:Kung Fruit is more recent but still HI-LARIOUS! How when Orange is about to fight Coconut, Coconut gets knifed! Click here to see it.

#2 Food Court is maja funny! Liam does a lot to try to get Orange "arrested". You should see it here.

#1!: My fav is, (drum roll please!)... Wishful Thinking! I know that's a totally different holiday, but it's still awesome. Liam makes another appearance, making it more funny! Click here to see it.

You should check out these vids! Happy St. ME Day!

Patrick's Non-Orange Bro's

Have you read my latest post? If not, click here. Anyway, out of all of Pat's cards in his deck, he does have play some non-orange cards before he became a pro. He doesn't use these cards now because he has focused his deck mainly on Oranges. He got into his Oranges during the Fortune Cup 2 finals. And the rest, as I say, is in the book. The bottom one is Sandy Claus one of Patrick's earliest cards. The middle card is Giant Plumpkin, a good staller' Pat used to use. The top card, their combo, not the best card Pat used to use. Later!

Orange Of The West

Yo! You probably see the cards above. I created. Well, I also wrote a book involving Yu-Gi-Oh! which I never will publish. In it, the 3 main heroes, (Patrick, Cole, and Timmy) go on various adventures, (it's actually a series) like, briefly brushing through cyberspace, preventing the return of the Orichalcos, and entering a tournament. This was all inspired by the Yu-Gi-Oh! TV show. Even though I will never publish it, it is an impressive series of books. Anyway, each day I will give you a peek at Patrick's deck. On top, you see Orange Cowboy, who Patrick often summons for his first move. Below, you see Orange Giant, the card Patrick uses to clobber his opponents with his awesome ability. Finally, at the bottom, you see the noble Orange Rangers, who Patrick used to get him out of a pinch when attack by a giant guy, that would have killed him. If you do not know what Yu-Gi-Oh! is, I suggest learning, or enjoying the pics. If you like them, good, because more will be coming. Later peeps!

My Buddies In Cupcake Form

A long time ago, I found this picture. I thought I should use it because I LOVE Calvin & Hobbes!