Friday, May 13, 2011

Goldylocks Would Hate This

Here are 3 different Goldylocks story's.

Goldlocks And The 3 Tigers

Once upon a time, there was a weirdo woman named Goldylocks who entered a seemingly empty home. There were 3 bowls of tuna, small, medium, and large. Then, the tigers came home and ate Goldylocks. Afterwards, they cleaned the blood up.

Goldylocks And The 3 Emperors Of Yliaster

Once upon a time, three people met. "We must destroy porridge. The porridge factory has a negative reaction on our foundation," said Jakob. "We must go back in time and destroy Lockyourdoors City," said Primo. "But first we must rent a cottage. Brahahahahahaha!" chuckled Lester. "Then let it be so!" yelled Jakob as they were transported to a cottage in Lockyourdoors City. "Lets go out and get some new motorcycle parts to destroy our enemies," said Primo. "For me, electric skateboard arts. Hahahahaha!" laughed Lester, as he was smaller. They left, but left their door unlocked. A few minutes later, a person named Goldylocks entered there cottage and started eating Lester's food. Then, she went on Lester's electric skateboard and crashed. Just then, The 3 Emperors Of Yliaster came back. "Go Meklord Emperor Skiel! Finish her!" Lester yelled with anger. And his machine did just that. A few days later, The 3 Emperors Of Yliaster destroyed the porridge factory and the future was saved. Although, it did cost a few guards and Goldylocks.

Goldylocks And The 3 Bears, (Different Ending)

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Goldylocks who had a record with the police for "breaking in" peoples houses'. She "broke in" the 3 bears Fat, Fatter, and Fattest, home while they were on a jog to lose weight. She found Fattest's, (the father) stash of newly bought broccoli. She found Fatter's, (the mother) stash of newly bought cans of "Tastes Like Crud But Is Good For You". But, she found Fat's, (the son) stash of candy. Goldylocks ate all of Fat's candy. She then found 3 chairs. Fattest's chair squirted broccoli juice. Fatter's chair squirted "Tastes Like Crud But Is Good For You" juice. Fat's chair squirted soda. Goldylocks sat of Fat's chair and drank all of the soda, then fell asleep. The Fat Family came home a couple hours later. They found Goldylocks and tied her up, then called the cops. Soon, the cops showed up and arrested Goldylocks. A few months later she was put on trial and was sentenced to 3 years in prison.

Like I said, Goldylocks would hate that if she really existed!

1 comment:

  1. Nice stories pal! I like the third one especially. Good stuff.