3rd Day Of Creepermas: Silly Creeper

Silly Creeper sleepy
Silly Creeper sad
Silly Creeper tired
Silly Creeper glad
Silly Creeper wants to explode
Silly Creeper sees an abode
Sill Creeper craves to kill
Silly Creeper explodes right on Will!

2nd Day Of Creepermas: Creeper in the Hat

Screenshot From Minecraft

Once upon a time, there were two Minecraft players, Bill and Suzanne. It was rainy out so that they couldn't go outside, at the risk of being killed by a monster. "Man, Suzanne, I wanna go outside!" Bill said. "Do you wanna lose your Iron Hoe?" Suzanne asked. "FINE!" Bill yelled. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. "I'll get it," Bill said. "NO! What if it's a... Creeper?" Suzanne said with worry. "It won't!" Bill said with a smug. As soon as Bill opened the door, there was a 1.5 second pause, then an explosion. "BILL!" Suzanne yelled. Suzanne heard not pain, but laughter. "We totally got you!" a voice said. "You shoulda seen the look on your face!" Bill said. "Bbbuuuttt, bbbuuuttt, you died!" Suzanne stuttered. "No it just looked like he died!" said the voice, but Suzanne saw that it was a Creeper with a hat. "Greetings! I'm The Creeper In The Hat, meet Creeper 1 and Creeper 2!" The Creeper In The Hat said. Two Creepers came out. CHARGED CREEPERS. "Hi!" Bill and Suzanne said. 1 Creeper walked over to Bill, and the other to Suzanne. Then they exploded. "CRAP! THAT'S THE 48TH TIME THAT HAPPENED!" The Creeper In The Hat.
THE END

1st Day Of Creepermas: The Little Creeper That Could

Once upon a time, there was a little Creeper. His family said that he would never be true to the Creeper name. "You will never cause devastation to an innocent Minecraft player, and/or their house. You will just get killed and you will have no gunpowder," Papa Creeper said. "I will too! I will kill a Minecraft player and part of their house! I'm leaving!" Little Creeper said with anger. So, Little Creeper set out on his journey. Unfortunately, he ran into Notch. "Hello, I'm Little Creeper, who are you?" asked Little Creeper. "AH! Creeper!" Notch yelled. Then, Notch took out his Diamond Sword and with 3 swings, the Little Creeper was dead. He failed to provide any gunpowder to Notch, proving he could never explode.
THE END

ANNOUNCEMENT: 12 Days Of Creepermas

Does this, scare you?

Hey! Starting on December 13th, I will be releasing one post everyday having something to go with the infamous Minecraft enemy, none other than, the Creeper! What's that? A Creeper is, apparently, what was that, oh yeah standing outside my window. Oh, now it's saying something. What? Did you say, "That's a very nice everything you have there." Is that it? That sounded like a fuse, OH MY GOSH! CREEPER BLEW UP MY HOUSE!

Vacation Day 3: Last Day :(

Hey! Sorry I didn't post this a few days ago, but I got sick and threw up several times, soooo, if I had tried to write this my keyboard would get even more messed up, but I digress. Time to review my day! It was sad because it was the last day. We went on this ride called Mummy's Revenge. NOT DOING IT EVER AGAIN! IT WAS NOT FOR ME! I HATED IT! GAH! Halfway through the ride, they said it was over, then a creepy voice said "death is only the beginning" and you took this, like, 200 feet fall and 100 mph. But, I went on Hogwarts: The Forbidden Journey twice, which was AWESOME! It was a fun last day. I miss it!

Vacation Day 2: I'm The Chosen One

Today I went to Universal Studios and it was awesome! I went to the Wizarding World Of Harry Potter! And guess what? I got picked for the Olivander thing in the wand shop, it was awesome! I didn't get the exact wand that I got picked for, but I got a wand made out of the same material because the wand I got was ugly, it had a freakin' mummy on it! I prefer my new wand. If you want to read almost what me and Olivander said, scroll down to the bottom of this post. We got Butterbeer in the cool sovenier glass. We also went to most of the other rides too, most notably the Jurrasic Park River Rapids, this toon ride which had several big falls, and the Spider man 3-D thing adventure. I think they use actual fire for some of the rides!

Olivander: You there, what is your name?

Patrick: Patrick.

Olivander: Ah yes Patrick, why don't you come up over there.

Patrick walks up up

Olivander: Now we are going to choose your wand. Now as you may know, each of our Olivander wands have a magical substance such as dragon heartstring or phoinex feather, and no two Olivander wands are the same, just as no two unicorns or phoinexes are the same.Now try this wand, 11 inches, unicorn hair. Now move those flowers from here and say "Accio Flowers".

Patrick: Accio Flowers!

Drawers start moving next to the flower

Olivander: Oh no, no, no, no.

Olivander waves wand and drawers stop moving

Olivander: Obviously not that one.

Patrick puts wand back

Olivander: Try this one 16 inches, unicorn hair. Let's try something simpler. Just try watering the flowers. Say "

Aguamenti".

Patrick: Aguamenti!

Flowers die

Olivander: Oh!

Olivander waves wand and flowers come back to life

Olivander: Maybe, maybe. Try this one, 14 inches, dragon heartstring.

Patrick grabs wand and light blasts one and harry potter music starts playing

Olivander: Ah, and Elder Wand is ideal for a young wizard such as yourself.

Vacation Day 1: Bieber Fever In Epcot

Hey! I'm on vacation and I went to Epcot! And guess what? I saw, (CHOOSE THE ANSWER: A: Elvis B: Kevin Bacon C: Britney Spears or D: Justin Bieber? If you picked anything other that D, you must not go on the Internet much) Justin Bieber. There was a giant shriek, and he had to go out the employee exit. When I was about to leave, I SAW A FREAKIN' ANGRY MOB OF TEENAGE GIRLS CHANTING "WE WANT JUSTIN"!!!!!! I had a great time at Epcot, if you ever go there try the space simulator and fast track. Tomorrow: a more detailed thing of Universal Studios!