Olivander: You there, what is your name?
Olivander: Ah yes Patrick, why don't you come up over there.
Patrick walks up up
Olivander: Now we are going to choose your wand. Now as you may know, each of our Olivander wands have a magical substance such as dragon heartstring or phoinex feather, and no two Olivander wands are the same, just as no two unicorns or phoinexes are the same.Now try this wand, 11 inches, unicorn hair. Now move those flowers from here and say "Accio Flowers".
Patrick: Accio Flowers!
Drawers start moving next to the flower
Olivander: Oh no, no, no, no.
Olivander waves wand and drawers stop moving
Olivander: Obviously not that one.
Patrick puts wand back
Olivander: Try this one 16 inches, unicorn hair. Let's try something simpler. Just try watering the flowers. Say "
Olivander waves wand and flowers come back to life
Olivander: Maybe, maybe. Try this one, 14 inches, dragon heartstring.
Patrick grabs wand and light blasts one and harry potter music starts playing
Olivander: Ah, and Elder Wand is ideal for a young wizard such as yourself.