How Jason Ended Up Not Getting Any Candy This Year

Wazzup???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This what happened to my friend on Halloween. FYI, his name is Jason. So Jason went around his neighborhood, got two baskets of candy, heading home. On the way home, a pickup truck with teenagers and a rose. They sprayed him, aiming at the candy, but they had horrible aim, so they hit his face. So, he fell and stumbled into a pile of leaves in the street. The satisfied teenagers left. After a while, when Jason was getting up, he was hit by a child genius on a hover board. To Jason's dismay, his underwear was caught on the hover board. Like 15 minutes later, his underwear ripped. For a few moments he was filled with joy. That joy was soon broken because the radio at the house he was near was short circuiting and playing a song of a skeleton teaching small mummies how to wash their hair, (for the skeleton, washing his cranium). Then, he realized that he was on Old Mad Kogapacapupupu, (Old Man Kogapacapu for short). When Old Man K went outside to get ride of any kids trick or treating near him, he did, of course, see Jason. Old Man K started freaking out. After a few minutes of yelling and screaming to get of his lawn, K called the cops. Since Jason wasn't hearing that well, he had no chance to run before the police showed up. They knocked Jason unconscious. When he awoke, he was tied up in a chair, still in his double agent spy costume, in a tiny room, underground. Also with him was Old Man Kogapacapupupu, Officer Galleger, and Kyle Zips. Kyle Zips is the mayor and Officer Galleger was the policeman who had knocked him out. After a long interrogation, Galleger and Kyle left. While K was thinking about proper punishment, what Jason said is above. In the end, instead of pressing charges for money, Kogapacapupupu took all his candy, instead. Well Jason, maybe you can buy some candy at the Joe Mama National Mall!