HAPPY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PATRICK'S INVESTIGATIONS!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BELATED ANNIVERSARY PATRICK'S INVESTIGATIONS!!!!! I would have done this on time but my Internet has been out for the past few days so, yet again, I couldn't do my Anniversary on time. Oh well. PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! 2 YEARS BABY!!!! GO PATRICK!!!!! AND YOU THE FANS!!!! COULDN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!!! EPIC!!!!!!!

If Zombies Invade Your School Part 5

Now, some news with If Zombies Invade Your School. The final post will be published on November 11th at 11:11 Eastern Time. In the near future, if I can find a way, I will put a timer.


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Part 3
Part 4


"You shall not pass!" I said as I forcefully injected my bullets into their filthy bodies.


"Shoot me. Save yourselves," Owen said as his last flesh was converted into zombie. I did not want his death to go in vein, so I shot him then put him in the hole that the miner zombie had made. The miners were nothing special, just zombies that were trained to dig.


"What the heck? Why did you kill him?!" Olivia nagged.


"Well excuse me, Miss-OMG-Kill-Them," I snapped back.


"Stop it! We shouldn't be fighting!" Cole said.


Since Timmy hadn't returned, we'd seen Ben, Nate, and Owen turn into zombies, and logicly, Donald was a zombie. The last thing I saw of Timmy was him fleeing out the doors. So, and this is pure specticle, he ran to Mrs. Sty's class, because, knowing him, he would not have ran away and let us all die. And I bet Mrs. Sty turned him into a zombie 'cause I think I saw a zombie that looked exactly like him.


Suddenly I heard a great noise sounding like a commertial truck. Than a giant commertial truck came and busted open our metal doors protecting us.


"Oh my gosh! Get to the roof! The roof!" Olivia screamed. So, after fighting off numerous zombies, we made it to the roof.

My Graph, On The Corner Of My Pie

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A Tribute To Our Student Teacher, Ms. Lerner

Let the presentation do the speaking.

Never Go On The Moon's Gravity Spot

Oh, The Situation Is Known In Every Nation

I wish I was known in every nation. A man can dream. :{) Bring back the moustache symbol! (Not that it was ever in or used)

Happy Birthday, Steven!

I'm going to wish Steve a happy birthday!


Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Steve!
Happy birthday to you!

Tough Love: Darth Vader Style

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Duh, Winning!

Old joke, but still HI-LARIOUS!

If Zombies Invade Your School Part 4

Chello! I'm sorry that I haven't posted a sequel to Part 3. But wait! I'M POSTING ONE NOW! WHAT? You don't remember 3 or 2 or 1? That's okay. NO IT'S NOT! I'll just put the links. WELL OKAY THEN!
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With Nate and Ben zombiefied, and Timmy missing, possible dead, things weren't looking good. Owen's big bag of weapons was big and equipped with ammo, but we were running out of ammo. "We got some garlic?" Owen asked.


"Yes," Olivia responded.


"Boil it for 5 minutes, then put the bullets in the pot," Owen said.


Olivia gave Owen her "look" and started preparing the garlic. "Ah  Garlic Bullets. Those kill Zombies from the inside," Dave said.


"I thought garlic killed vampires," said Timmy.


"It does. But ever since Zombies and Vampires started mixing it up, Zombies are severely weakened by garlic," Dave said.


At that very moment, a miner zombie drilled it's way into the kitchen, and grabbed Donald and pulled him down.


"MY HOBO BROTHER!" Dave yelled.


Dave was about to jump in the hole to when Cole grabbed him, pinned him to the ground, tied him up with some rope, took a glove, and then said:
"Are you mad sir?!"


And then he started slapping Dave repeatedly with the glove until Dave said:


"Okay, OKAY! I admit I shouldn't have done that, but what could you expect?" Dave said.


While they were arguing, they failed to notice about ten zombies had climbed through the hole the miner made and had bitten Owen.


"AHHHHHHHH! KILL THEM NOW!!" Olivia screamed.


"Time to eat lead!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Patz Riddle of Today: A.S.H.L.E.Y.

Say the opposite of each word.


always
coming
from
take
me
down


Leave your answer in the comments below.