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A NEW WEBSITE! I really made sure you wanted this info! But yeah, it will be ready on January 1st 2012. So, after a little over 3 years of writing on this website, I'm finally getting a new one. :( Sorry, I'm getting emotional. For the next 4 days I'll be rerunning some of my better posts you've probably not seen unless you're a long time fan. Bye!

12th Day Of Creepermas: Twelve Days Of Creepermas!

On the first day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
an exploded house!

On the second day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the third day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseeee!


On the fourth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the fifth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
5 WTFssssssssssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the sixth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
6 XP lost
5 WTFssssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the seventh day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the eighth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...
8 enderman endering

7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the ninth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...

9 music discs
8 enderman endering

7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!


On the tenth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...

10 blocks destroyed
9 music discs
8 enderman endering

7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!



On the eleventh day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...

11 fresh new aspirins
10 blocks destroyed
9 music discs
8 enderman endering

7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded housssseee!



On the twelfth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me...

12 respawings
11 fresh new aspirins
10 blocks destroyed
9 music discs
8 enderman endering
7 creeps a creeping
6 XP lost
5 WTFsssssssss!
4 aggravations
3 hearts gone
2 gun powders
and an exploded houssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee!




HAPPY HOLIDAYS-
Patrick

11th Day Of Creepermas: Creepers Creep

Yo, I'm a Creeper
And U love to creep
And my brothers a sheeper
So I get sheep!


I'll explode on your stuff
Prepare to lose
You think I bluff?
And you will then ooze


Your house will be gone
You'll be dead as a fawn
I'll be mowing your lawn
MY NAME IS DON!


'CAUSE CREEPERS CREEP
AND I HATE MEEP
AND MY CAR GOES BEEP BEEP!
CREEPERS CREEP!


NOW WHERE'S THAT PLAYER?

10th Day Of Creepermas: Creeperian Idol

Puma Creeper
Oh woah!
Oh woah!
Oh woah!
When I look in front, I see a
Playyyyyaaa!
Oh woah!
Oh woah!
I chase him, down the streeet!
He can't escape,
So he gets draaaaape
Oh death!

Cowboy Creeper
Life is like Minecraft,
And I wanna play it
All night long
No, no, no mom, I wanna just 1 hour more!
Oh yeah!
If your leaning my way, then you'll be lenient
And lent me play some more
OH CRAP A CREEPER!
NO NO NO NO NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
I MAY HAVE WOKE THE CAT, BUT NO!!!!

Gothic Creeper
Gosh life stinks
Walking around
Never having fun
This song doesn't rhyme
But a never have time
To write good lyrics
I won an award
That said "YOU SUCK"
In big gold letters
It is my prized possession
I fell into a recession
Created by a player
Then he pored lava
On my goth Creeper face

Sac re blur
I will rap so fast
It will make your eyes blur
All that stuff is in the past


I will win
Know why?
'Cause losings a French sin
In my noob tactic book, there's nothin' but lies


I'll explode after you've gone mining
Gotta a lot a goods?
Good, my pants'll get gem lining!
I'll make beast coal hoods!


I'm gonna get the cool million
Prepare to be blown away
'Cause next I get the cool billion
I'M GONNA WIN ALL DAY!

Simpa Creeper
Life is better
When it is simple
I don't have to stress
It's not a mess
I simply confess
I prefer words less
But that's just a guess
BOOM that was your mind
Get back to the grind
I love to find
A CHEST! With no items.




WHO WON? YOU DECIDE! CRREEEEPPERIAN IDOOOOLLLLLL!

9th Day Of Creepermas: Lil' Creeper and his Dad

There once was a Creeper and his dad was mean,
So Lil' Creeper hatched a plan.
When Papa Creeper said "Eat your rotten flesh!",
Lil' Creeper shouted no a ran.


So Lil' Creeper tricked his dad, 
And locked him in the cellar.
His mom never found out where Papa Creeper went,
'Cause Lil' Creeper didn't tell her.


So Papa Creeper spent his days ,
Eating spiders and gruel.
And for every bite for 50 years, 
He was sorry he'd been cruel.

8th Day Of Creepermas: 10 Creepers Jumping On The Bed

10 little Creepers jumping on the bed
1 fell off and broke his head
The doctor called and said, "No more Creepers jumping on the bed!"
9 little Creepers jumping on the house
1 fell off and killed his spouse
The doctor called and said, "No more Creepers jumping on the house!"
8 little Creepers jumping on the dungeon
1 fell off and grew a bunion
The doctor called and said, "No more Creepers jumping on the dungeon!"
7 little Creepers jumping on the tower
1 fell off and tasted sour
The doctor called and said, "No more Creepers jumping on the tower!"
6 little Creepers jumping on the mansion
1 fell off and got an extension
The doctor called and said, "No more Creepers jumping on the mansion!"
5 little Creepers jumping in line
1 fell and broke his spine
The doctor called and said, "No more Creepers jumping in line!"
4 little Creepers jumping on the tree
1 fell of and shattered his knee
The doctor called and said, "No more Creepers jumping on the tree!"
3 little Creepers jumping on the ball
1 fell off and had a big fall
The doctor called and said, "No more Creepers jumping on the ball!"
2 little Creepers jumping on the cave
1 fell off and then felt grave
The doctor called and said, "No more Creepers jumping on the cave!"
1 little Creeper jumping on the abode
He fell of then, EXPLODE! 

7th Day Of Creepermas: The World Is Like Minecraft

All the world is Minecraft, and men and women merely players.
First, the noob, born with no experience.
Second, the newbie, with some experience.
Third, the fool, risking diamonds for arrows.
Forth, the warrior, the brave adventurer.
Fifth, the builder, who wishes to build, build, and build.
Sixth, the relaxer, who wishes to recline.
Seventh, the Creeper kills you.
All the world is Minecraft, and men and woman are merely players.

6th Day Of Creepermas: Creeper Haikus

On a pitch black night,
A crazy Creeper smells a Minecraft player,
Then the Creeper kills him.


During the freshly upturned day,
A player goes outside of his house,
And meets a charged Creeper.


In a newly found dungeon,
A weary Minecraft traveler finds a Creeper,
Never sees Diamond Pick again.

5th Day Of Creepermas: Harry Creeper and the Enderdragon's Stone

There once was a Creeper named Harry, who lived a miserable life in a mob spawner. He was always on fire. But then, a fool came into the dungeon he was in. He killed the other Creepers. Then as he took out Harry's spawner, Harry was freed and took the player's life! "I'm free!" Harry said. "I'm going to Magma's School Of Creeperdry and Creepercraft!" He went their. He met two other Creepers, Ron Boom and Herminone Gunpowder. There was a rumor that an Enderdragon was guarding a golden apple. Turns out there was. Harry accidentally stumbled upon a portal. He was never seen again.
THE END

4th Day Of Creepermas: Cookie Creeper

There once was a Creeper who came from the Elemental Creepers mod. All the other Creepers made fun of him because he was useless and only dropped cookies. But all the Minecraft players loved him. He made a friend, Jimmy. But Jimmy wasn't his friend he just wanted cookies. He let the Creeper explode. Then he took his cookies. Then Jimmy ate the cookies. Then Jimmy was killed by a Magma Creeper.
THE END
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3rd Day Of Creepermas: Silly Creeper

Silly Creeper sleepy
Silly Creeper sad
Silly Creeper tired
Silly Creeper glad
Silly Creeper wants to explode
Silly Creeper sees an abode
Sill Creeper craves to kill
Silly Creeper explodes right on Will!

2nd Day Of Creepermas: Creeper in the Hat

Screenshot From Minecraft

Once upon a time, there were two Minecraft players, Bill and Suzanne. It was rainy out so that they couldn't go outside, at the risk of being killed by a monster. "Man, Suzanne, I wanna go outside!" Bill said. "Do you wanna lose your Iron Hoe?" Suzanne asked. "FINE!" Bill yelled. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. "I'll get it," Bill said. "NO! What if it's a... Creeper?" Suzanne said with worry. "It won't!" Bill said with a smug. As soon as Bill opened the door, there was a 1.5 second pause, then an explosion. "BILL!" Suzanne yelled. Suzanne heard not pain, but laughter. "We totally got you!" a voice said. "You shoulda seen the look on your face!" Bill said. "Bbbuuuttt, bbbuuuttt, you died!" Suzanne stuttered. "No it just looked like he died!" said the voice, but Suzanne saw that it was a Creeper with a hat. "Greetings! I'm The Creeper In The Hat, meet Creeper 1 and Creeper 2!" The Creeper In The Hat said. Two Creepers came out. CHARGED CREEPERS. "Hi!" Bill and Suzanne said. 1 Creeper walked over to Bill, and the other to Suzanne. Then they exploded. "CRAP! THAT'S THE 48TH TIME THAT HAPPENED!" The Creeper In The Hat.
THE END

1st Day Of Creepermas: The Little Creeper That Could

Once upon a time, there was a little Creeper. His family said that he would never be true to the Creeper name. "You will never cause devastation to an innocent Minecraft player, and/or their house. You will just get killed and you will have no gunpowder," Papa Creeper said. "I will too! I will kill a Minecraft player and part of their house! I'm leaving!" Little Creeper said with anger. So, Little Creeper set out on his journey. Unfortunately, he ran into Notch. "Hello, I'm Little Creeper, who are you?" asked Little Creeper. "AH! Creeper!" Notch yelled. Then, Notch took out his Diamond Sword and with 3 swings, the Little Creeper was dead. He failed to provide any gunpowder to Notch, proving he could never explode.
THE END

ANNOUNCEMENT: 12 Days Of Creepermas

Does this, scare you?

Hey! Starting on December 13th, I will be releasing one post everyday having something to go with the infamous Minecraft enemy, none other than, the Creeper! What's that? A Creeper is, apparently, what was that, oh yeah standing outside my window. Oh, now it's saying something. What? Did you say, "That's a very nice everything you have there." Is that it? That sounded like a fuse, OH MY GOSH! CREEPER BLEW UP MY HOUSE!

Vacation Day 3: Last Day :(

Hey! Sorry I didn't post this a few days ago, but I got sick and threw up several times, soooo, if I had tried to write this my keyboard would get even more messed up, but I digress. Time to review my day! It was sad because it was the last day. We went on this ride called Mummy's Revenge. NOT DOING IT EVER AGAIN! IT WAS NOT FOR ME! I HATED IT! GAH! Halfway through the ride, they said it was over, then a creepy voice said "death is only the beginning" and you took this, like, 200 feet fall and 100 mph. But, I went on Hogwarts: The Forbidden Journey twice, which was AWESOME! It was a fun last day. I miss it!

Vacation Day 2: I'm The Chosen One

Today I went to Universal Studios and it was awesome! I went to the Wizarding World Of Harry Potter! And guess what? I got picked for the Olivander thing in the wand shop, it was awesome! I didn't get the exact wand that I got picked for, but I got a wand made out of the same material because the wand I got was ugly, it had a freakin' mummy on it! I prefer my new wand. If you want to read almost what me and Olivander said, scroll down to the bottom of this post. We got Butterbeer in the cool sovenier glass. We also went to most of the other rides too, most notably the Jurrasic Park River Rapids, this toon ride which had several big falls, and the Spider man 3-D thing adventure. I think they use actual fire for some of the rides!

Olivander: You there, what is your name?

Patrick: Patrick.

Olivander: Ah yes Patrick, why don't you come up over there.

Patrick walks up up

Olivander: Now we are going to choose your wand. Now as you may know, each of our Olivander wands have a magical substance such as dragon heartstring or phoinex feather, and no two Olivander wands are the same, just as no two unicorns or phoinexes are the same.Now try this wand, 11 inches, unicorn hair. Now move those flowers from here and say "Accio Flowers".

Patrick: Accio Flowers!

Drawers start moving next to the flower

Olivander: Oh no, no, no, no.

Olivander waves wand and drawers stop moving

Olivander: Obviously not that one.

Patrick puts wand back

Olivander: Try this one 16 inches, unicorn hair. Let's try something simpler. Just try watering the flowers. Say "

Aguamenti".

Patrick: Aguamenti!

Flowers die

Olivander: Oh!

Olivander waves wand and flowers come back to life

Olivander: Maybe, maybe. Try this one, 14 inches, dragon heartstring.

Patrick grabs wand and light blasts one and harry potter music starts playing

Olivander: Ah, and Elder Wand is ideal for a young wizard such as yourself.

Vacation Day 1: Bieber Fever In Epcot

Hey! I'm on vacation and I went to Epcot! And guess what? I saw, (CHOOSE THE ANSWER: A: Elvis B: Kevin Bacon C: Britney Spears or D: Justin Bieber? If you picked anything other that D, you must not go on the Internet much) Justin Bieber. There was a giant shriek, and he had to go out the employee exit. When I was about to leave, I SAW A FREAKIN' ANGRY MOB OF TEENAGE GIRLS CHANTING "WE WANT JUSTIN"!!!!!! I had a great time at Epcot, if you ever go there try the space simulator and fast track. Tomorrow: a more detailed thing of Universal Studios!