Yo! Patrick here on the start of Cinema Madness Week! Every day this week, I'm gonna write two, count 'em, two, movie reviews! Today the first one is for a cruddy movie. Bridge To Terabithia. A horrible 2007 film staring Josh Hutcherson as Jess Aarons and Annasophia Robb as Leslie Burke. Now, on Rotten Tomatoes it got 85% from both regular critics and top critics, but from me it gets a big fat 10% and only one, measly half Dark Magician! This movie is bad! I'm sorry if you like it, but I don't. You may wondering: "If he says it's so bad, whey did he see it? Did he even see the trailers?" The answer: Our teacher made us. But first, we had to read the book. Then, as a "reward", we got to see the sucky movie. I guess you probably want to know why I hate it. Well, here are the reasons.
1: The story is boring. It's just a girl, (Leslie) who moves from the big city to the country, befriends a boy, (Jess) make up a mythical world, (Terabithia) and the girl drowns in a creek. Then the boy makes a bridge across the creek the girl drowned in.
2: We don't get to see Leslie drowning and/or her dead body, (although, it is a PG movie).
3: Terrible acting.
4: In this movie, Robb did not have her hair done in a way to make it look short, like it was in the book.
Read my next review to be posted shortly! Stay tuned for more movie reviews!